David Zucker
Director
Lewis Friedman
Writer
Myrna Sokoloff
Writer
David Zucker
Producer
Myrna Sokoloff
Executive Producer
John Shepherd
Producer
Stephen McEveety
Producer
Kenneth Hendricks
Executive Producer
Diane Hendricks
Executive Producer
Lewis Friedman
Co-Producer
Ken Ferguson
Co-Executive Producer
Todd Burns
Co-Producer
James L. Venable
Original Music Composer
Brian Baugh
Director of Photography
Vashi Nedomansky
Editor
Patrick M. Sullivan
Production Design
Beverly Holloway
Casting
Aaron Haye
Art Direction
Rachel Good
Costume Design
David Zucker
Writer
Simone Bargetze
Stunts
Sabine Varnes
Stunts
Jessica Harbeck
Utility Stunts
Stacey Carino
Stunts
Kevin Farley
Michael Malone
Kelsey Grammer
General George S. Patton
Leslie Nielsen
Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa
Trace Adkins
Angel of Death
Robert Davi
Aziz
Geoffrey Arend
Mohammed
Travis Schuldt
Josh
Jon Voight
President George Washington
James Woods
Todd Grosslight
Dennis Hopper
Judge Clarence Henderson
Kevin Sorbo
George Mulrooney
Bill O'Reilly
Himself
David Alan Grier
Rastus Malone
Gary Coleman
Slave
Christopher McDonald
Lab Technician
Serdar Kalsin
Ahmed
Oliver Muirhead
Neville Chamberlain
Karri Turner
Lab Tech 2
Alaina Huffman
Celebrity 1
Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
Simon Rex
Simon Rex
Dana Lyn Baron
Speaker 1940's
Julian Berlin
Woman at Awards Party
Cocoa Brown
Airport Security Guard 1
Jen Halperin
Hottie
Mary Castro
Hottie
Nikki DeLoach
Lily
Susan Deming
It's That Michael Malone!
Katie Gill
Rehearsal Actress
Cameron Goodman
Political Aide
Camille Grammer
I Gave up an Ass Lift for This?
Mary Hart
Entertainment Tonight Host
Kaleigh Kennedy
Becca/Kaleigh
Simone Lotter
Partygoer 2
Jillian Murray
Heather
Gail O'Grady
Jane Wagstaffe
Anna Osceola
Molly Duncan
Lu Parker
Reporter 1
Amy Povich
Airport Passenger 1
Jane Park Smith
Reporter 2
Jenna Vogeler
Tiny Tina/Jenna
Lauren Lee Smith
Voice of Reason
Nadine Ellis
Parent
Marilyn Rising
Parent
Julianne Waters
Columbia Student '1968'
Christy Williams
Columbia Student '1968'
Alexander DiPersia
Rehearsal Actor
Sandi Johnson
Professor
Mark Vafiades
Look Out! It's Those Christians!
Jesse Heiman
Young Michael Malone
Brent Lydic
Wounded Soldier
Chriss Anglin
John F. Kennedy
Brandon Alter
He's Much Fatter in Person.
Scott Bailey
Celebrity 2
Morgan Beck
"Free History Term Papers"
Randall Bosley
Mussolini
Joanne Bowland
Intern
Vicki Browne
Rosie O'Connell
Jeff Corbett
Policeman 2
Rebekah Crane
Girl Scout
Tony X. Deale
Security Guard
Chrisanne Eastwood
Hippie 2
Mell Flynn
"Traitor!"
Lisa Fredrickson
Singer
Carl De Gersdorff
Teddo
Eileen Gonzales
Reporter on TV
Allen Lee Haff
Airport Security Guard 2
Joe Hartzler
'Marines!' / Sassy Sailor
Mark Henderson
Minister 2
Benton Jennings
Hitler
Jack Kelly
You're a Disgrace Protest Yeller
Coco Leigh
Nun on Bus
Zachary Levi
Lab Tech 1
Joey Luthman
Boy Scout
Rich McDonald
Thought You Hated Country Music!
Meghan McEveety
Trophy Girl
Brighid McEveety
Girl at BBQ
Steve Monroe
Airport Passenger 2
Tyler Jacob Moore
Marty
Joey Naber
Terrorist 2
Durrell Nelson
Chaplain
John O'Hurley
Silvano
David Oved
Afghan Prisoner 2
Norman Panto
Accordion Player
Robert Pierce
Minister 1
Bill Posley
Mose Malone
Oren Rehany
Terrorist on Bike
F. Lee Reynolds
Subway Policeman
Bryant Romo
"Sailors!"
Elizabeth Scott
I'm Starved.
Evan Sayet
Patient in Line
Atticus Shaffer
Timmy / Atticus
Sammy Sheik
Subway Terrorist
Abbie Shepherd
Trophy Girl at BBQ
Joe Sikorra
Policeman (MSG) 1
Steve Spiro
Cuban Commander
Richard Tanner
Village Voter
Peter F. Tegan
Stagehand
Fred Travalena
Jimmy Carter
Hiroshi Ueha
Tojo
Lee von Ernst
Hippie 1
Josh Zucker
Voice of Reason
Sarah Zucker
Voice of Reason
Paul R. Goldberg
Cocktail Musician
John T. Hatton
Cocktail Musician
Allen Simpson
Cocktail Musician / Musician
Joanna Repsold
Wedding Guest
Badger Wagstaffe
Wedding Guest
Cheryl Baxter
Parent
Troy Christian
Parent
Laura Fremont
Parent
Michael Higgins
Parent
Elisabeth Jee
Parent
Blane Savage
Parent
Marc Oka
Parent
Carlton Wilborn
Parent
Heather Lea Gerdes
Professor
Marcy Goldman
Professor
Ernest Harden Jr.
Professor
Anthony Marciona
Professor
Stan Mazin
Professor
Bubba Dean Rambo
Professor
Jerry Trent
Professor
Keith Allan
Plantation Singer
Fred Braggs
Plantation Singer
Eddie Eason
Plantation Singer
Jimmy Fisher
Plantation Singer
Julio Hanson
Plantation Singer
Tyree Mills
Plantation Singer
Andre Washington
Plantation Singer
Reshma Gajjar
Columbia Student '1968'
Christopher Jenkins Holmes
Columbia Student '1968'
Brian Michael Jones
Columbia Student '1968'
Eric Gustafson
Musician
David Kogge
Musician
Dan Vulovic
Musician
Adam Yasmin
Musician
