Chuck Vinson
Director
Steve Apicella
First Assistant Director
Mark Saltzman
Writer
Andrew Solt
Executive Producer
Joe Pesci
Ronald Grump
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Kathy Lee Kathy
Charles Grodin
Chaz
Susan Sarandon
Bitsy
Corbin Bernsen
Arnie
Danny DeVito
Worm TV Host
Rhea Perlman
Worm TV Host
John Goodman
Tough Guy Helpline Operator
Rosie O'Donnell
Good Hope Fairy
Kathie Lee Gifford
Self
Regis Philbin
Self
Barbara Walters
Self
Carlo Alban
Carlo
Ruth Buzzi
Ruthie
Annette Calud
Celina
Desiree Casado
Gabi
Emilio Delgado
Luis
Savion Glover
Savion
Sonia Manzano
Maria
Roscoe Orman
Gordon
Tarah Schaeffer
Tarah
Caroll Spinney
Big Bird / Oscar the Grouch
Jerry Nelson
Count von Count / Herry Monster
Martin P. Robinson
Telly Monster
Kevin Clash
Elmo / Benny Rabbit
Fran Brill
Prairie Dawn / Zoe
Jim Henson
Kermit the Frog / Ernie
Maya Angelou
Self (archive footage)
Annette Bening
Self (archive footage)
Candice Bergen
Self (archive footage)
John Candy
Self (archive footage)
Phoebe Cates
Self (archive footage)
Ray Charles
Self (archive footage)
Billy Crystal
Self (archive footage)
Jane Curtin
Self (archive footage)
Jamie Lee Curtis
Self (archive footage)
Terry Ellis
Self (archive footage)
Sally Field
Self (archive footage)
Jodie Foster
Self (archive footage)
Cindy Herron
Self (archive footage)
Lena Horne
Self (archive footage)
Marilyn Horne
Self (archive footage)
Jeremy Irons
Self (archive footage)
Bo Jackson
Self (archive footage)
Maxine Jones
Self (archive footage)
Carol Kane
Self (archive footage)
Kevin Kline
Self (archive footage)
Patti LaBelle
Self (archive footage)
Jay Leno
Self (archive footage)
Marlee Matlin
Self (archive footage)
Aaron Neville
Self (archive footage)
Carmen Osbahr
Rosita (archive footage)
Frank Oz
Bert / Grover (archive footage)
Itzhak Perlman
Self (archive footage)
Julia Roberts
Self (archive footage)
Dawn Robinson
Self (archive footage)
Linda Ronstadt
Self (archive footage)
Diana Ross
Self (archive footage)
Martin Short
Ed Grimley (archive footage)
Paul Simon
Self (archive footage)
Marisa Tomei
Self (archive footage)
Lily Tomlin
Ernestine (archive footage)
Kathleen Turner
Self (archive footage)
Steve Whitmire
Ernie (archive footage)
Robin Williams
Self (archive footage)
Henry Winkler
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli (archive footage)
Daniella Evangelista
Child Extra (uncredited)
