Garrett Brawith
Director
Ross Patterson
Writer
Kevin Sorbo
Poolboy
Danny Trejo
Ceasar
Ross Patterson
Saint James St. James
Jason Mewes
Doug
Desi Lydic
Diana Torres
Edi Patterson
Peters
Bryan Callen
Eduardo
Mark Curry
Captain O'Malley
Robert LaSardo
Spider
Alanna Ubach
Karen
Ahmed Best
Sidney Moncrief
Paul Ben-Victor
Kip Tippington
Cherise Bangs
Hot Hostess
Al Carabello
Miguel Santiago
Robert Caso
Bob
Jennifer Elise Cox
Rita
Nick Thune
Barry
Gary Valentine
Officer Murdock
Matt Winston
Officer Dalton
Jean St. James
Betsy Ross
Rachel Ann Mullins
Lobster Girl
Richard Karn
Bill Witherspoon
Jacqui Holland
New Rita
Bryan Krasner
Officer Houlihan / Lumberjack Billy Ryans
Courtney Gains
Gil Highdecker
Keena Ferguson
Joanna
Brendan McCarthy
Paramedic Sir Larry Haverford
Benton Jennings
Adolf Hitler
Braxton Davis
Dr. Gelford
Joe Hang
Poker Player
Akira Lane
Susan Thompson / Vietnamese Girl
Jennifer Popagain
Lobster Girl
